I don't want to go to Chelsea

If you didn't already have a reason not to live there, then here's another:

http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2012/05/bt-withdraw-from-superfast-
broadband-rollout-in-kensington-and-chelsea.html

Although if you can afford property there then I suppose a few K a year for
FTTP isn't much of a hardship.

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