Re: Rigger's Diary: electricity

Bill Wright wrote:

But the installer had found that there was no mains socket in the loft, so he had connected a length of flex to the pins of the plug by simply wrapping the conductors around the pins, and secured it with insulating tape. The other end of the flex was connected into a lighting joint box. The amp was under the glassfibre. The

Hmmm nice...

What did you do with this classy bit of work?

if I'd tune the bedroom VCR in and like a fool I said, "One good turn deserves another!" and gave her a leer. What I was after, I swear it, was a cup of tea. I was absolutely dying for a cuppa. She didn't seem to take the hint so I got on with what I was doing. I replaced the living room outlet plate and flylead and having done the plate I made up the CT100 flylead and went behind the telly on all fours to plug it in. Whilst I was in this position I felt something brush lightly and sensuously across my buttocks, the movement ending with a little tease in the genito-urinary area. I did not react visibly or audibly. In the five seconds it took me to complete the flylead plugging-in and the reverse crawling I rapidly considered my options, without reaching a firm conclusion. I turned to face my supposed assailant and she wasn't there. In fact, she was on the phone in the kitchen arranging a dental appointment. I then realised that the coax plug on the end of the rather stiff flylead had been responsible for the sexual harrassment, twisting about as I'd dragged the other end along the floor. As the end of the stiff flylead was forced downwards to connect into the VCR, another semi-stiff thing collapsed in a similar fashion. Ah well.

LOL!

But we all want to know if you ever get the cup of tea? ;-)


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Cheers,

John.

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