Re: UKSF XI vs. Australia - Team Announcement

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:

Goalie - Ghey (Evil) Nigel
It's not going to be quite the same having you at my back, mate, but I'm sure the schizophrenic stylings of Nige will spur me on to even greater endeavours.

Right Back - Robert Poleson I've been having nightmares over Rob's disappearance. An XI without god on our side is unthinkable. Luckily he staggered into a Chelsea practice last week and nutmegged John Terry while simultaneously rubbing his unwashed smeggy nutsack all over Ashley Cole's head.
That was just beautiful. Cashley nearly swerved off the pitch when he did that.


Centre Back - Vicky Conlan
My eternal partner in grime.

Centre Back - Mr Martin (Capt)
It's an honour sir. Retaining the armband fills me with a warm feeling I haven't felt since I last visited teh Chamber of Poleson. I won't let you down.

The only man who can get any kind of grudging cooperation out of Vicky, Martin has become a UKSF rock. Administrator of the UKSFCL competition and all-round beer expert, although surprisingly skinny for such, he's my captain and I expect him to take no ***.

***-taking is not on my agenda. I'll employ the same firm but fair methods that proved so successful in our last match. And I think you'll find that the cooperation from The Fragrant And Delicious Ms Conlan ariuses from our special pre-match "warm-up" routine. Mikey and TMak might want to try it too.

Left Back - Ben Nunn
That, if I may so so gaffer, is the strongest, most amazing backline I've ever been part of. God knows what we're going to do when Kully is available again. The pressure is on all of us to perform.

[snip]
I have to echo the concerns of others over the midfield. Talented though the back 4 are, I'm nervous about the lack of a player who can consistently hold up the ball and break up opposition attacks. Chopsy is the most logical choice there, but he can occasionally (for which read often) go missing. The talent in that midfield is immense, but they can be a bit capricious.


Striker - Michael Cunningham
[snip]

Striker - Tony McChrystal
[snip]

Boy oh boy are we gonna cream those aussies. The best form of defence is attack, and with the power of our defence and the ruthlesness and style of our attack, we've got it sorted all ends up. If we can just get hold of the ball for a bit.

[snip]

Formation:

Nigel

Poleson Conlan Martin (Capt) Nunn


Sid Tomo Chopsy Gra


Mikey TMAK


Traditional, I like that. None of this fancy deep-lying-ghey-in-the-hole type nonsense.

I can't wait! Bring it on.

M
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Martin: Poster, large, helpful, SBL administrator. Beer Baron and
spread*** maestro. Last remaining Huddersfield fan on the planet.
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