UKSF XI: Final Fling

Ok, if I'm going to be unceremoniously ousted I want one last game
in charge. It should also give young Joe a chance to try out the
correspondent's hat and notepad.

Since UKSF is in charge of Bolton Wanderers Football Club it was
fairly easy to set up this game at such short notice. Now, on to the
line up...

I'm still quite fond of the 3-4-3 formation so I think I'll go with
that to start with.

1. Osbourne Ruddock.

Good old Os has made the #1 shirt his own over the last year or so,
if he does get my job he's going to have a tough job finding a
proper replacement.

2. Vicky Conlan.

On the right side of my three man defence I have the old battle-axe,
Vicky. Her giant arse makes the goalie's job a lot easier as most
opposing players need to catch a bus or get a taxi to get all the
way around it.

3. Kullrad.

My left-sided defender is just a ***, you need some of them in any
good team, unfortunately this team is over-burdened with the cunts.
Having said that, Kully doesn't always get the credit he deserves.
Or jail time.

4. Martin. (C)

At the heart of the defence is man-mountain Martin, although he is
more of a large hill now after his diet. A lovely man.

5. PaulC.

Some have said he was too old, past it and seen better days but his
recent performances show us there's life in the old dog yet. He will
do a great job bridging the gap between midfield and defence.

6. Nigel.

What the *** is a n00b doing in the middle of the midfield??? You
might wonder, I'll tell you what; he's almost single-handedly
keeping UKSF alive.

7. Strawberry.

The poor bugger has been in the youth team and reserves for ever it
seems, now he finally gets a chance to shine on the park rather than
in the bootroom.

8. BTN.

Playing in the hole behind the front two we have vetinary legend,
Sir Benjamin. He has probably filed in more positions for the XI
than anyone else yet he would give it all up for just one long-term,
meaningful relationship with a female of childbearing age and
powers. Frankly, he probably has more chance of scoring the winning
goal for Coventry City that gets them promoted to the Premiership
after coming from 2-0 down.

9. Mikey.

Has there ever been a greater servant to the UKSF XI cause? I know
some of you might shout, 'Poleson!' or 'Horowitz!' but you'd be
wrong. I'm too lazy and often vanish for long stretches, even years,
at a time. Horowitz is still just a newbie so we can't really count
him, maybe in a few years time, though. Yeah, anyway, Mikey's
playing up front, important goals and all that.

10. Tony MacChrystal.

He's class in a glass, I hope the new boss keeps hold of our Tony.
The XI wouldn't be the same without his quality up front.

11. Gra.

He's magic in a pack of cigs, I hope the new boss... etc, etc...
blah, blah.

Formation:

Osbourne

Vicky Martin Kully

Strawbs PaulC Nigel Gra

BTN

Mikey TMAK

SUBS:

Sid
Steve H
Demo
Chris Gilbert
Lorik Atmos

Good luck, lads!
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poleson at gmail dot com

"The holder of teh Poleson Card would be feared the world
over." - Os
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