Re: Horseman of the Apocalypse (he's never even seen a)

In article <e5mj0i$2q7$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, comps@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx says...
According to <cypher@xxxxxxxx>:
I drank black coffee for a few days after reading that fucking article. I also
worked out I was consuming 4050 spoonfuls of sugar during the course of a year
so I binned the sweet thief of life and now I'm using a dab of honey to ease the
grimace effect after having a sip of java. *** sake, I even tried Soy milk for
5 minutes but that curdled or seperated and sulked in the cup looking most
pissed off at events. I thought it might have been the honey but it turned out
to be the hot water. Triple *** sandwich.

If you're actually interested, I can help you with the soya milk problem.
There are 3 options:

1. try a different brand and see if that fixes it (I find only some curdle)
2. add the coffee to the milk not milk to the coffee, and let it cool slightly first
3. warm the milk before adding it

I'll try warming the milk first. I was surprised by the taste of the soy milk, I
expected it to be crap but it was palatable drunk straight from the bottle.

To jump around a bit:

I read an interesting opinion on childbirth recently. We introduce newborns to
needless stress from their very first moments. No sooner is the messy expulsion
enacted than the hellspawn is ripped from the proximity of the mother's
presence, handled like a smelly sock or crusty undies and cast into isolation
with a load of other stunned mullets. The seed of evil can no longer hear the
one thing it has been in close contact with for as long as it can remember,
mum's heartbeat. In a study it was found the wee meatsacks of sin were notably
healthier and happier if they were placed directly onto mum's chest so they
could hear her heartbeat and listen to her moan `***, my fanny hurts'.

Then we get down to the serious business of poisoning the little blightmares as
soon as possible, as if mum hadn't already poisoned them enough during
pregnancy, ingesting things she thought were healthy which were really only
healthy to a corporation's bottom line. You've probably done some serious
footwork into this yourself so I'm telling you nothing new. Some of the other
cunts in here though still believed in the stork so I felt is necessary to spell
things out.

Ditching sugar isn't the only change I've made, I'm weaning myself off spuds (in
their raw form they are full of toxins) and bread. It would be easier to say I'm
dabbling with the paleolithic food groups. The hunter/gatherer foods, like deaf
nuts, crippled fruit, slow moving vegetables and arthritic beasts because I'm
fucked if I'll break into a sweat to get grub down my neck.

Here is a great link that will upset all who read the articles therein because
we have been lied to for so long and the lies continue to flourish.

http://thedoctorwithin.com/index_fr.php?page=articles/articleindex.php

I read about a tribe called the Hunza, a tribe with very good health and a long
lifespan, dried apricots figured greatly in their diet so I've been consuming
large quantities of dried apricots, dried peaches and dried bogies. The dried
bogies are a personal adaption, I haven't received my patent for this idea yet
so kindly keep this information to yourself until I give you the nod. I've also
been eating shitloads of nuts, the fucking things are addictive. I stopped
smoking for 5 days and was doing surprisingly well until I snapped and told the
missus to `shut up' when I didn't feel as if she was being sincere in her
description of where the sieve was so I could sift the *** looking globules of
soy milk from my coffee. I saw her look at her block of knives on the kitchen
bench and decided it was safer to start smoking again.

The trouble with buying the foods our bodies are adapted to eat is the fucking
expense involved. I'm dead serious when I say I'm almost hoping society
collapses so the poisons we currently consume can no longer be made. Omega 3
(fish oils) are extremely good for us but the fucking mercury in the fish isn't.
You only need to do a random search on Superfund sites around the world to see
how much evil has been unleashed in the hunt for the dollar. I have quite a few
links about that *** if any are interested.

Oh, or my favourite: 4. drink tea instead.

I used to drink tea all the time but coffee is my drink of choice now, though I
find it very interesting that since I ditched the sugar my consumption has
dropped from about 10 cups a day to probably half that. I'm coming to the
conclusion my craving might have been the syren song of the sugar more than the
caffeine. Of course, using honey instead has made having a coffee just a little
less sexy than it had previously been.

And if you go for organic milk you should cut out much of the antibiotic/
pus/growth hormone issues you mentioned. We now have soya milk, organic
whole milk, organic semi and sometimes normal semi in the fridge. It's
become a hugely complicated business.

The whole healthy foods business is, isn't it. The minute you start reading the
labels on food is to dabble with losing your mind. I almost wish I could unlearn
some of the information I've taken onboard. I know smoking is bad for me but I
actively participate in smoking with this knowledge to hand but I never gave my
consent to any fucker to put flouride or chlorine in my water, nor do I have a
voice in what goes into the foods that go onto supermarket shelves. Here's an
interesting factoid, neanderthal and paleolithic fossils are in much better
condition than the bones of our ancestors from the agricultural ages. From the
time mankind began to live in an agrarian society our condition has
deteriorated, the consumption of wheats and grains is largely responsible for
this, signs of obesity in Egyptian mummies, dental degradation and porn movies
from Babylonian times reveal wear and tear thought to be induced by the tossing
of popcorn.

We're also well on our way to self-sustenance as long as we only want to
eat 1 food at a time for several months. Last month was asparagus, which
is just finishing, the alpine strawberries are just ready (Bendy ate the
first one yesterday) and the proper strawberries will be ripe as soon as
we get any sun. Then we have potatoes which should be ready next month.
Then courgettes, then butternut squash, then pumpkins. We won't starve.
We'll just get a bit bored.

You're miles ahead of me, I've indulged in a lot of reading but have taken ***
all action on anything to prepare me for a collapse of society. I had a devil of
a time trying to instil a degree of urgency in the missus, she has taken some
things onboard but still thinks I'm overreacting. It won't be any fun telling
her `I fucking told you so' while we are sitting under a bridge defleaing each
other looking for something to eat but I'm sure I'll get a dram of enjoyment
from the process.

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Cypher
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