Re: Right, I'm Off


"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I had a refreshingly open talk about sexuality and putting things up
arses'n'*** with a woman on Saturday. Effectively she's been the GHL of a
friend of mine for many years, complete with a chav*** husband. If she's
that uninhibited and experimental in bed, then I feel his pain. (My
friend, not the chav*** husband who probably doesn't even appreciate it,
obviously).

What, probably as in you know him and you've chatted to him about these
things, or probably as in she says he doesn't, or just probably as in
"because he's pulled and you haven't"? I ask because Juicy's fucked three
men in her year in Australia, and I thin it's safe to say they all
appreciated her uninhibited experimental nature.

Yeah, although I suspect more women will see Keanu Reeves films than read
that book.

Just like more men will see pictures of a page 3 stunner, than will put a
triple-glansed plug in their arses.

Yep, kinda, except the difference being that the book entirely consists of
interviews with women about their fantasies, which would suggest that the
acts depicted are possibly more mainstream than the cunts making Keanu
Reeves films might like to think.

Besides, page 3 stunnas are rubbish***, I've never found those images
attractive.

Yeah. And women can equally wear trousers to hide their legs, or wear
skirts and dresses'n'***, without being considered dangerously
subversive, while men have fewer choices.

Hell, they can even wear stockings to hide their hairyness and be considered
more sexy in most cases than if they had bare, exposed, shaved legs. The
only reason a woman needs to shave her legs is if she expects to pull, or
it's fucking hot as fuck outside and she's going to expose her legs out of
neccessity. I have to shave every fucking day or I look like some kind of
stubbly latino ***.

Women can even wear blatant mens suits'n'***, and still look good, and be
accepted for that look.

Basically, there are two kinds of clothing: Unisex and Woman Only. Cunts.

AWTWP. Women's underwear is the best example of all, it's quite a hobby of
mine but it's conversely hard to get excited about 'briefs or boxers?'.

I've a lot of time for cross-dressers, especially those who aren't teh ghey
or anything, they just want to wear women's clothes because
why-the-***-shouldn't-they. Shame most companies wouldn't employ them.

Hmm... I guess the only ones I've really liked have all been in the 'hold
them tenderly, kiss them all over and take away the pain' category.

Maybe I do have a 'type' after all.

It's quite possible. My only real type is 'little', I'm sexually attracted
to slender girls of all different ages and looks, but not, not matter how
much I might like to be, to any girl who is even 'normal' size.

*shrug*

Yeah, diane appleton did that a lot last Tuesday.

BWOHL, I expect.


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Joe

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