Re: lemme ur fongs

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

Yes, yes you did. But did you really have to force that triple glans
buttplug up it's exhaust pipes.

I thought it would enjoy it.

Yeah, well, it didn't. It felt violated. Nunn, you've ruined my car, you fat,
ginger, ghey, chinese baby, ***.

It's also very, very cold, even with the heater on full blast.

Yeah, it will be.

I've got two new radiators in my flat now, and, you know what, they
don't make the slightest bit of difference.

Your flat is haunted, not the basement of your house.

Soon she will shun the facile warmth of a real fire for the cold chill
of a lonely and haunted Ipswich flat.

Heh, let's hope so. I want to see the following train wreck.

--
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003

"Er, I think you'll find it's the Year of the Brummie*** this time.
Yam Ki Pa Tai." - Joe Horowitz

Winamp will be spewing forth: Diecast - Fire,Damage [paused]
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