Re: ATTN: Kullrad

In article <Xns971D80BED30F1strikeboyhotmailcom@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
strikeboy@xxxxxxxxxxx says...
> Cypher <cypher@xxxxxxxx> wrote in
> news:MPG.1df63e1b1f3e9d39989d96@xxxxxxxxx:
(snip)
> > I've got nothing against some cunts taking their own life but blaming
> > it on the music they listen to is nonsense. Same with the fucking
> > Goths who were topping themselves sometime in the 80's. I was working
> > in a poster shop and had to send some Smiths n'*** posters out to a
> > hey nonny nonny so I asked him to arrange to have them sent back to us
> > after he killed himself. I got in a lot of *** over that little note
> > because the dude's mother *** bricks over it but almost 20 years
> > later I've been able to use this anecdote for the second time in a
> > usenet post. Reverberating Times.
>
> Played sir! Surely there's a place in this world for a Cypher-style
> retail experience?

I think there is, Os.

Moneybackers will be tarred n' feathered
Warrantywavers will be marked n' weathered
Nextstorescheapers will be banned n' leathered
Topless chicks shop for free

Smallprintreaders will be ostracised
Backinmydayers will be criminalised
Shelfgoodsfondlers will be marginalised
Get yer tits out baaaaybeee

Consumerparvenus will be frangdizzled
Foodstamptoters will be borpmorphled
Mygainsnaysayers will be klangdampled
Hooters, please, to Checkout Three

-anon & his penis

The above is much funnier in .pdf
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