Re: Stop me if you've heard this before

On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:04:12 +0000 (UTC), comps@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(Vicky Conlan) wrote:

>According to <dat_004@xxxxxxxxxxx>:
>>I'm not a girl and don't recall ever having anything stuck up anywhere
>>it wasn't meant to be, but I imagine that walking around for a few
>>days with a deodorant cap desperately trying to claw its way out of
>>your tender parts can't be all that good for you.
>
>>From what I've heard it's more a male thing, the whole "sticking things
>where they shouldn't go".

Yeah, I suppose. I guess women have a ready made range of products
specifically designed to look and feel kinda like the round peg.

Here's the perfect marketing opportunity for NunnMultimedia. I imagine
that there's a large percentage of males that might like to try
something up their arses but are a little put off by the majority of
objects sold for that purpose looking remarkably cockshaped. Sure,
there's millions of blokes that quite enjoy that, or are more
concerned with comfort and pleasure and couldn't give a *** about
some vague similarity to anything else, but I assume there would also
be millions who don't wish to risk being labelled as ghey or weird
when the phonepix of their experiments get out.

These "glans that aren't mine shall never touch mine arselips" lot
need something else that does the job in a health and safety friendly
manner. The lack of same is, probably, why so many of them need to
seek assistance in removing a grab bag of clearly inappropriate
objects from their arses.

These cockaphobes might feel a little more relaxed about their sexlife
with inanimate objects if a range of products in the shape of rockets,
or trains, or hot dogs, or artificial limbs, or other manly interest
paraphernalia that possess the sleek lines of nature's joystick were
readily available.

That's another thing. These new bottom friendly products need to be
available at libraries, service stations, post offices and the like,
or their power to reach the home handyman will be greatly reduced.

Well, it's an idea. Do with it what you will. Though I'd be very
disappointed if someone concerned more with gouging money from the
trembling hands of innocent adventurers than addressing this most
serious of issues just sellotaped a picture of Thomas The Tank Engine
or a model lunar lander onto the front of a regular dildo.


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Dat
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