Re: [SBL 05/06] - Week 4 odds

On Thu, 1 Sep 2005 09:15:38 +0000 (UTC), comps@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(Vicky Conlan) wrote:

>According to <dat_004@xxxxxxxxxxx>:
>>You think I think he's anything more than yet another opportunity for
>>you to finally get you paws on a major trophy?
>
>Hey! I got the Tommocufflinks for 04, thankyouverymuch!

So you did. It's right there on uksf.org.uk, still. Well done you.

>>He's just another in
>>the long line of Ben Nunns and James Cooks afaic.
>
>Oh damn, were they that transparent? You're not onto Guppings yet,
>are you? Or am I going to have to dig up deSouza again? He's just
>so tiring to keep running. All that crap about music, I just can't
>keep it up for long.

I know the feeling.

Er, what I mean is, yes. Yes, I've been making a list of all your
aliases and....I'm just checking it now....yes, that's right, everyone
is on it except me. Typical.

>>It's because he doesn't really exist, Vicky. The game is over. The jig
>>is up. You may think you've successfully recreated those scenes from
>>'Total Recall' with your holographic images bedazzling everyone as you
>>sneak around unnoticed, but I've seen through your smoke and mirrors.
>
>Smoke and mirrors and /holograms/ please.

I don't think so. Your holograms are Rimmers in your mind only.
They're more smoke than mirrors in the real world.

>>His slip is showing, his shapely legs have been recently waxed, and
>>most telling of all, he remembered to put the seat down.
>
>Definitely not me, then.

You stand up to piss? Impressive.

>>Kevin Conlan! It's not even a very good attempt at an imaginary
>>friends name. It's about as believable as Kullrad Hellbar, or Moog.
>
>He's not my imaginary friend he's my imagin... he's my dad!

Yeah, I knew that. It's just that I had this very vivid image of you
sitting on his knee, pointing at your laptop, and explaining how to
avoid a Tiny Penis in the bet***, and it seemed somewhat
inappropriate. But there you are, you've dragged it out of me anyway.
You are a very clever PuppetMaster indeed.

>>provide the undeniable proof. Unfortunately I'm way too easily
>>confused by numbers with more than two digitals to get my head around
>>it, so everyone will have to rely on the feeling in my water for now,
>>or they can continue playing along with the charade, pretending that
>>the world is a nice place and that evil doesn't lurk within every
>>shadow.
>
>That's ok, I can convert everything into base 9 for you, if it helps.

Heh, not that clever though. I can't see how severing one of my digits
is going to help me point the finger at you.


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