Re: Pod's deadline is up!

On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:22:38 GMT, "Simon"
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"Bernie-The-Bolt" <nospammy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:45:37 GMT, "Simon"

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"Bernie-The-Bolt" <nospammy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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You were asked to provide evidence to back up your claims that you
gave me a good 'slapping' on Usenet last Thursday. You have been
unable to do this, so just like Ted and scrotex before you, who also
claimed a usenet victory over me but were unable to back it up with
evidence, I hearby name you as the current lamest tw@t on Usenet.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Another lame kopite tw@t fails the Bernie Challenge!

Chalk it up!

Bernie The Bolt
Have you got any evidence you've spanked him? If so post here by 7 am
tomorrow


Show me where I claim I spanked him!

That's the difference you see Simon and even a thick tw@t like you
should be able to see it. He claimed a victory, just like Ted and
scrotex have in the past following a flame war (FLAME WAR LMAO WHAT A
PATHETIC TERMwith me. However
each
time I've asked them to paste just 3 posts where they made me look
stupid during the war they can't do it!

Thats impossible. It's all subjective and relative. What you would consider
a god put down and funny someone else would consider childish and poor. What
is measure of a victory? Your standards? If so I'm sure POD has had the odd
BWHAHAHA and PMSL@you post there fore he wins. No honestly I'm interested in
your definition of a "win"

For once Simon you're right. Put downs and insults aren't how to
measure who wins a flame war (and that isn't my term BTW, that's just
what people call them, I thought you'd know that!).

I think most people might agree that when 2 people are having a pop at
each other, and the emails are going to and fro at speed, occasionally
one of them drops a clanger. He'll post something very stupid, or
alternatively the other person (if he's any good at this Usenet
argy-bargy thing) will spot something in the post and highlight it to
show stupidity - that's how you win points in a flame war.

EXAMPLE:
When LFC won the ECL but failed to qualify for the next year's
competition a couple of people mentioned that Real Madrid had done the
same a while back. A week or so after this when I was having a flame
war with Ted I posted this comment (knowing full well about R. Madrid)
'Is it true that Liverpool are the only European Cup winners who are
too sh*te to qualify for the following year's competition'
Ted immediately responded with 'Bernie shows his breathtaking lack of
knowledge of football *again*. Real Madrid ring any bells?'
What was Ted admitting to Simon? Correct! That both Real Madrid AND
Liverpool were too sh*te to qualify. Ted's eagerness to prove me
wrong and score a point made him score a hilarious own goal.

You'll recall I challenged Ted to back up his claims that he 'spanked'
me with proof of 3 posts and I said I'd do the same. Rest assured
Simon that I have at least 2 or 3 others like the example above for
Ted and I also now have 3 for Pod following our spat the other day.
So if either Ted or Pod had met my challenge I would have responded
and posted evidence when I'd made them look stupid. I assume that
they both knew they'd dropped several clangers during the rows with me
so their only way to save face was to claim a victory and hope no one
would mention their fcuk ups.

So there you go Simon, a rather long but honest answer to your
question.

Bernie The Bolt
--
'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell
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