Re: It could be worse...

On 02 Oct 2005 22:34:38 GMT, "POD {Ò¿Ó}"
<DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxx (Bernie The Bolt) wrote in
>news:434048b3.428729671@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
>
>>>...look across Stanley Park, they couldn't even buy Sissoko's kid
>>>brother!
>>>
>>
>> So you're saying that you don't mind getting arse raped 4-1 at home
>> because the consolotion is that a player who *you* allege we tried to
>> sign didn't sign for us?
>
>See Dolt, this is your problem, you take things at face value, and fail
>to read between the lines. You see, if I was to say of you "always a
>bridesmaid, never a bride" well you'd say "So what, Im not married"
>But what I'm actually saying is, you're fucking ugly, you had no chance
>of getting married, you're a dog, you stink, your teeth are rotten,
>you're a minger, you're thick, stupid, talentless and a right royal pain
>in the arse!
>
>So to spell it out, no you never got hold of the kid Sissoko, but also,
>you're bottom of the league, your team is ***, your manager has no
>clue, your board are as hapless and cheap as they have been since the
>days of Howard Kendall, you're ground is a dump, and you have begged to
>share with us, as you are so poor, you can't buy your own, all the fans
>are north Wales fuckwits. Need I go on?
>
By god, those rivers of tears are really flowing down Anfield Road
now! With a bit of luck they'll wash all the bitter redshites into
the Mersey and over to Norway from where they came.

The post above by POD has to be the bitterest post ever seen on
Usenet, that of course makes it the fummiest also

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chalk it up!

Bernie The Bolt
-
'In those days players weren't as highly paid as now, so
most of us had part time jobs. Jimmy Case was a bouncer at
the She Club, Tommy Smith used to open supermarkets as a
Charles Bronson look-alike and Everton's Alan Ball and I
were the voices of Pinky & Perky on TV.'
http://tinyurl.com/bm8cd' - Emlyn Hughes
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