Osama bin Laden has threatened Europe

The Islamic megalomaniac hill bandit Osama Bin Laden threatens Europe over
satirical cartoons. The aging professional terrorist vows to punish
Europeans in typical Islamic manner in an audio broadcast.

The homicidal Muslim shown awkwardly grasping a cheap, out of date sub
machine gun also made threats against the Christian Pope causing the aging
Pontiff to soil his robes an issue over which Vatican chose not to comment.

Bin Laden is thought to be serious about his threats as he had commissioned
one of his minions to draw a picture of Europe pierced by a spear with a
splotch of red on it. The artist was then given a new set of crayons and a
teddy bear and sent for her afternoon nap in Bin Ladens sleeping cave.

The message was timed to coincide with the fifth anniversary of USA's
efforts to clear the Genocidal Baath party out of Iraq allowing Iraqi's some
hope of lives without fear of torture, mutilation and murder as is the
Muslim way when allowed to run uncontrolled.

It is also the Birthday of Mohamed a day that will remain infamous in
history alongside that of other such homicidal people as Pol Pot, Hitler,
Idi Amin and Vlad the Impaler who inspired the character Count Dracula the
murderous Vampire of books and films.

The aging, unshaven caveman was unavailable for further comment.

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