Re: the west proves Islam is superior again!

I am not your mate - I think you were put on this planet to test MY
faith (if I had any)
You certainly test my patience!

As I understand it - Ive never heard Christians suggest God himself
takes a dump - but if they believe Jesus was god made flesh and in
human form - then its logical that Jesus (who definatly existed even I
know that) if he really did all that 'loaves & fishes' bizz*** (which
of course he didnt) he would have need to take a dump somewhere.

the fact that you "believe God never needs to go for a poo, its filthy
and dependant" actually speak volumes about your flawed and completly
messed up attitude to life.

'Poo' is a wholly natural, normal thing - like sex is - you have a
problem with it for some reason (I cant imagine why)
I mean poo is unpleasant very true - but its a fact of life - every
LIVING thing on the planet excretes waste matter - you cant be a living
creature on this planet without doing so. from your post you almost
seem indignant - how dare Allah the creator make you endure this
"filthy and dependant" practise at least once a day!!!

Need I remind you that if you believe Allah created everything - he
also created the human digestive and the human sexual reproductive
system - its a brilliant system - even modern science cant replicate
its complexity.

So - for the sake of arguement lets say Allah exists - well ..if he
does he invented sex, disease, pain, suffering - if Allah is the one
true god he is responsible (directly or indirectly) for EVERYTHING on
the face of the planet - including poo, farts, vomit, pus and all
manner of nasty smelliness...

Allah (or Jehovah for that matter) cant just take the credit for the
good stuff - not unless he abdicates responsibilty for the 'nasty'
stuff - which would be a really rubbish thing to do ("Ok I created the
Universe - and its a smelly dirty messy and unjust place - but you cant
blame me)

Ive always found religous peoples attitude to sex baffling. Sex is
lovely - I think the world needs more sex & all people should do it
more - I do i as much as possible - and with more than one lady at a
time when I can!! (I recommend that heartily!)

Sex is (unfortunately for the religous) GODS IDEA - and for the non
religous NATURES idea.

But where ever the idea came from - it was a really good one! Why do
religous peoples get so upset by it?

I think I know why - the act of human pro-creation/sex is one where we
are show ourselves to be JUST LIKE the animals - and what religous
people of all faiths like to beleive is that somehow we are 'different
or special' - seperated from the 'beasts of the field'

All the worlds religions teach that we are Gods special creation -
that this planet was created as our playground - and that as children
of god the FACT that we have to get down and dirty JUST like the
animals creates a real problem for the religous.

THINK ABOUT THIS - if God created the entire Universe with just the
strength of his will - how come (us - his chosen ones!!) we have to get
all 'beastly' in order to procreate? How come god cant let us do a bit
of 'immaculate conception' - or at least do it for us??

The reason why we have to do sex (we ALL have an inate, built in,
virtaully impossible to ignore sex drive) is because we ARE just
evolved animals - we are hairy mammals - not Gods special creatures at
all - I thnk thats why all religions have a problem with sex. camn you
even imagine how guilt free a life I lead? Its bloody great! I pity
you! All this self denial - all this frustration - all for the benefit
of a non existant super being!! Its a crying shame!

PS - and when other life forms are found in space you are going to have
to re-write the Bible and Quran - and do a good job of it too -
untileven more scientific facts cause another hasty re-write a couple
of centuries down the line...

God doesnt like sex??? You fools - 'God' INVENTED SEX!!!!

We are evolved 'beasts of the field' - and sex PROVES it!
We gotta do that dirty thing same as the smallest insect - same as the
biggest whale - its a biological fact of life for nearly ALL evolved
life forms on this planet.

I am sure my frank admission (about the 2 x ladies) means you are now
judgeing me as a sexual deviant - and totally immoral - but why?

If I am indulging in a pleasurable activity with consenting adults that
does NO HARM to you or any other being on this planet - then i insist
that you have no right to judge me at all. I am doing no harm to
anyone..In fact - Im doing myself and the women concerned a whole heap
of good! (You wouldnt know - youve never done it)


........I can hear you seething!......



Anyway I think we have learned something today - we agree on something
- God indeed does NOT *** - because fictitious beings dont need
to....because they only exist in your head.

The other option is that God shits into the minds of religous believers
- the only place where he 'exists' - who certainly talk enough ***
...its got to be coming from somewhere....

Gosh - that was easy...next!

Freethinker

PS - By the time Ive finished with you - you will want to kill me. Same
goes for Rock...no joke.

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