Re: the west proves Islam is superior again!

<gboraman@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>I am not your mate - I think you were put on this planet to test MY
> faith (if I had any)
> You certainly test my patience!
>
> As I understand it - Ive never heard Christians suggest God himself
> takes a dump - but if they believe Jesus was god made flesh and in
> human form - then its logical that Jesus (who definatly existed even I
> know that) if he really did all that 'loaves & fishes' bizz*** (which
> of course he didnt) he would have need to take a dump somewhere.
>
> the fact that you "believe God never needs to go for a poo, its filthy
> and dependant" actually speak volumes about your flawed and completly
> messed up attitude to life.
>
> 'Poo' is a wholly natural, normal thing - like sex is - you have a
> problem with it for some reason (I cant imagine why)
> I mean poo is unpleasant very true - but its a fact of life - every
> LIVING thing on the planet excretes waste matter - you cant be a living
> creature on this planet without doing so. from your post you almost
> seem indignant - how dare Allah the creator make you endure this
> "filthy and dependant" practise at least once a day!!!
>
> Need I remind you that if you believe Allah created everything - he
> also created the human digestive and the human sexual reproductive
> system - its a brilliant system - even modern science cant replicate
> its complexity.
>
> So - for the sake of arguement lets say Allah exists - well ..if he
> does he invented sex, disease, pain, suffering - if Allah is the one
> true god he is responsible (directly or indirectly) for EVERYTHING on
> the face of the planet - including poo, farts, vomit, pus and all
> manner of nasty smelliness...
>
> Allah (or Jehovah for that matter) cant just take the credit for the
> good stuff - not unless he abdicates responsibilty for the 'nasty'
> stuff - which would be a really rubbish thing to do ("Ok I created the
> Universe - and its a smelly dirty messy and unjust place - but you cant
> blame me)
>
> Ive always found religous peoples attitude to sex baffling. Sex is
> lovely - I think the world needs more sex & all people should do it
> more - I do i as much as possible - and with more than one lady at a
> time when I can!! (I recommend that heartily!)
>
> Sex is (unfortunately for the religous) GODS IDEA - and for the non
> religous NATURES idea.
>
> But where ever the idea came from - it was a really good one! Why do
> religous peoples get so upset by it?
>
> I think I know why - the act of human pro-creation/sex is one where we
> are show ourselves to be JUST LIKE the animals - and what religous
> people of all faiths like to beleive is that somehow we are 'different
> or special' - seperated from the 'beasts of the field'
>
> All the worlds religions teach that we are Gods special creation -
> that this planet was created as our playground - and that as children
> of god the FACT that we have to get down and dirty JUST like the
> animals creates a real problem for the religous.
>
> THINK ABOUT THIS - if God created the entire Universe with just the
> strength of his will - how come (us - his chosen ones!!) we have to get
> all 'beastly' in order to procreate? How come god cant let us do a bit
> of 'immaculate conception' - or at least do it for us??
>
> The reason why we have to do sex (we ALL have an inate, built in,
> virtaully impossible to ignore sex drive) is because we ARE just
> evolved animals - we are hairy mammals - not Gods special creatures at
> all - I thnk thats why all religions have a problem with sex. camn you
> even imagine how guilt free a life I lead? Its bloody great! I pity
> you! All this self denial - all this frustration - all for the benefit
> of a non existant super being!! Its a crying shame!
>
> PS - and when other life forms are found in space you are going to have
> to re-write the Bible and Quran - and do a good job of it too -
> untileven more scientific facts cause another hasty re-write a couple
> of centuries down the line...
>
> God doesnt like sex??? You fools - 'God' INVENTED SEX!!!!
>
> We are evolved 'beasts of the field' - and sex PROVES it!
> We gotta do that dirty thing same as the smallest insect - same as the
> biggest whale - its a biological fact of life for nearly ALL evolved
> life forms on this planet.
>
> I am sure my frank admission (about the 2 x ladies) means you are now
> judgeing me as a sexual deviant - and totally immoral - but why?
>
> If I am indulging in a pleasurable activity with consenting adults that
> does NO HARM to you or any other being on this planet - then i insist
> that you have no right to judge me at all. I am doing no harm to
> anyone..In fact - Im doing myself and the women concerned a whole heap
> of good! (You wouldnt know - youve never done it)
>
>
> .......I can hear you seething!......
>
>
>
> Anyway I think we have learned something today - we agree on something
> - God indeed does NOT *** - because fictitious beings dont need
> to....because they only exist in your head.
>
> The other option is that God shits into the minds of religous believers
> - the only place where he 'exists' - who certainly talk enough ***
> ..its got to be coming from somewhere....
>
> Gosh - that was easy...next!
>
> Freethinker
>
> PS - By the time Ive finished with you - you will want to kill me. Same
> goes for Rock...no joke.
>

a pure being does not excrete filth, but humans are impure from the blood in
our vains to the mucus in our noses. god created shitting for man as a
mercy. if you have ever met someone who has not gone for a dump for about a
week, you will see the effects of not dumping, he will become really ill. in
fact, once I went away for 3 days, not wanting to *** in a public toilet, i
took an overdose of immodium...boy i will never do that again! you should
try it, shitting is filthy but a mercy from Allah to us.

have you ever seen an ape turn into man?


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