Re: Diocesan Website

In message <9eKdnfSQb5qn5ZTYnZ2dnUVZ8sydnZ2d@xxxxxxxxx>, David Lane <aswb58NOSPAMTAVERYMUCH@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> writes
"Richard Emblem" <remblem@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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When you have an idle 5 minutes you might find this spoof diocesan
website entertaining:

www.dioceseofwenchoster.co.uk

or you may wonder who had so much time to spare creating it.


Whoever it was, they certainly know a fair bit about the operations and
procedures of the Church of England.

And they've got too much time on their hands!

Say that again! LOL!

A few things that made me smile (grimly):-

Parish Church of St Sophie the Unwise.

It's even got its built-in error pages!!

The Commode (a generous gift from the people of Crakov in the Chech republic) is located in the oak-panelled vestibule to the north of the Lady Chapel screen. The keys are held on the Verger's belt but can be drawn at any time. Online reservations for the use of the commode can be made at
INTHENAMEOFTHEFATHERANDOFTHESONANDOFTHEHOLYSPIRITAMENPLEASEBESEATED

3rd Tuesday: Sacristy for Beginners (polishing, stain removal and laying out.)


To become a member of the Third Order of the Holy Hankie of St. Veronica, please meditate on the relic, and then send an e-mail to
The Dean of Wenchoster
stating that you have carried out this simple initiation rite.
You will then receive an e-mailed copy of the Rules of the Third Order OHHSV to allow you to begin your dedicated life of prayer and service.

LOL!

Mike
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