Re: Brian

Tony Haynes wrote:
On Feb 7, 5:34 pm, Brian Robertso n <brianr@[nospam].com> wrote:
Tony Haynes wrote:
OK, you win.
I am a lying deceitful ***.
I am the only Troll here. I have been posting to myself. I have even
created sock-puppets of myself here. I have been accusing you of all
sorts of things that you haven't done purely for my own amusement.
You are quite right. These folks here have been conned. I am not the
person they think I am. I am a dangerous, paranoidal psychopathic
tormenter of innocent posters like yourself.
I send you abusive text messages. I wake you up at dead of night with
abusive phone-calls. I attempt character assassination of you wherever
you appear on the internet.
I am deeply sorry and I will try to mend my ways, but being a very
sick-minded dirty little old man, as you very rightly say, it is so
hard to change...... but I will do my best for you, Brian. I really
will.
Is there anything I have missed? Do you want me to crawl? To lick your
boots? I don't mind. Whatever. All I ask is that you leave these
innocent folks here on urw alone.... please.
They don't deserve all the trouble that I have deliberately brought
down upon their heads.
Oh... and yes, you did pay your way when you stayed with me at
Mytchett at my invitation, and
um.... yes... I did shag John's wife. (It was horrid, but we were both
p*ss*d. I don't think I came.)
Have I forgotten anything?
Oh yes. You were instrumental in breaking up my marriage to JaX. I
regret that she still wants your bollocks on a skewer for that.... but
not me.... I have forgotten and forgiven.
Um.... one other thing? All the threats about contacting your Masonic
Lodge and complaining about your Trollish behaviour was bluff. We know
where it is and who is the Master, but we haven't gone there. All that
was lies.
I think that's it.
No! One other thing. I do post off topic!! I'm so sorry!!!
Oh... I suppose I should admit now that your wife came on to me too,
but I turned her down. Not my type. Sorry!
Oh yesssss!!!!!! I feel so cleansed now!! I am so glad I got all that
off my chest. I think I'll even repeat it on JAF!!!!
Now, pleeeeze.... pretty pleezze, Brian... will you leave these good
people alone???
They don't deserve me or you.
Thanks
Tone
ROFLMAO, so THAT'S what happens when you are caught out telling
deliberate lies to your friends on here?

You are not a Troll and you have not been posting to yourself here. If I
had to lay money on it, I would say that you aren't reposting your posts
either, but I can't figure out the alternative. You aren't any of the
other things that you 'admit' to, either. You are quite a good person,
actually, but you used me for your own amusement, turned against me for
a reason that I still don't understand, and then expected me not to bite
back. Big mistake, but it all started as a joke that got out of hand.

I would love to see what you were going to accuse me of if you did
contact my lodge lol. Anyway, the main result of getting me chucked out,
in the unlikely event that you could, would be that I would save several
hundred pounds a year in membership fees and social board fees. I only
go two or three times a year and then only as a last resort.

Sorry about the other guy who is impersonating you. Not something I can
do anything about though. He really dislikes you for some reason.

Don't be silly about my Sue, Tony! She didn't like you from day one and
very few 30ish women come on to 60+ year old bearded old men. And as if
one half of an open marriage is going to get in a spin about their
partner showing an interest in another man anyway! Although you are a
good person really, you certainly have a nasty streak, but then let he
who is without sin, etc.

So, you are none of those things really, but there is one thing that you
definitely are in this instance. A loser!

Brian.

Yes, yes, yes!! I forgot to mention that, Brian. I am a loser. I did
say you win... but I did not say I am a loser. I should have done!
Let it here be known here, now and for evermore that I lost to Brian
Roberston. He is the victor! I am the LOSER!!!! (Sorry for shouting.)

Of what I'm not sure.... but I submit.

Thumbs up? Thumbs down?

I really don't care..... I am so submissive to you...... Brian.

Tone

On that basis, my defeated adversary, I shall leave you to your watery friends. Don't ask me back again, huh?

Oh, and don't expect the imitation messages to stop cos I ain't doing them and the email I got from him left me in no doubt that he is going nowhere, simple as that.

Believe me, I am getting no satisfaction out of this. If I could go back in time and change things, I would change a whole lot.

Adiós, amigo!

Brian.
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