Brian

OK, you win.

I am a lying deceitful ***.

I am the only Troll here. I have been posting to myself. I have even
created sock-puppets of myself here. I have been accusing you of all
sorts of things that you haven't done purely for my own amusement.

You are quite right. These folks here have been conned. I am not the
person they think I am. I am a dangerous, paranoidal psychopathic
tormenter of innocent posters like yourself.

I send you abusive text messages. I wake you up at dead of night with
abusive phone-calls. I attempt character assassination of you wherever
you appear on the internet.

I am deeply sorry and I will try to mend my ways, but being a very
sick-minded dirty little old man, as you very rightly say, it is so
hard to change...... but I will do my best for you, Brian. I really
will.

Is there anything I have missed? Do you want me to crawl? To lick your
boots? I don't mind. Whatever. All I ask is that you leave these
innocent folks here on urw alone.... please.

They don't deserve all the trouble that I have deliberately brought
down upon their heads.

Oh... and yes, you did pay your way when you stayed with me at
Mytchett at my invitation, and
um.... yes... I did shag John's wife. (It was horrid, but we were both
p*ss*d. I don't think I came.)

Have I forgotten anything?

Oh yes. You were instrumental in breaking up my marriage to JaX. I
regret that she still wants your bollocks on a skewer for that.... but
not me.... I have forgotten and forgiven.

Um.... one other thing? All the threats about contacting your Masonic
Lodge and complaining about your Trollish behaviour was bluff. We know
where it is and who is the Master, but we haven't gone there. All that
was lies.

I think that's it.

No! One other thing. I do post off topic!! I'm so sorry!!!

Oh... I suppose I should admit now that your wife came on to me too,
but I turned her down. Not my type. Sorry!

Oh yesssss!!!!!! I feel so cleansed now!! I am so glad I got all that
off my chest. I think I'll even repeat it on JAF!!!!

Now, pleeeeze.... pretty pleezze, Brian... will you leave these good
people alone???

They don't deserve me or you.

Thanks

Tone




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