Re: How do you get through a lock....


"KGB (KGB)" <FedUpWithSpam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Wed, 02 May 2007 19:39:42 +0100, Brian J Goggin
<myinitialsATmyorganization.ie> wrote:

On Wed, 2 May 2007 16:44:44 +0100, Martin Clark <martin@xxxxxx> wrote:

...when someone has sawn off all the balance beams?

You handcuff a local resident to the remains of the beam and encourage
him to push or pull, as appropriate, tickling him with a cat o' nine
tails the while.

bjg

Hi

You mean like the trolls opening the gates of Mordor in the "Lord of
the Rings" films?? 8^)

Regards

KGB

There is a simple serious solution.
Three steel predrilled
plates per beam (4Ft x 1Ftc x half inch ) - twelve bolts per plate - two
days work - two men.
Have BW started yet ?

Pete
(just back home from a very enjoyable four days on the Chester canal)


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