Re: When youhave just got to go.....where?
- From: Roger Cook <thecookreport@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:03:27 +0100
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 15:55:58 +0100, "john.locke"
<john.locke@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>........ & this bring us to the initiation rites of new members of
>Subterranea Britannica. We pounch on all new members on their very 1st long
>duration, deep penetration expedition underground, when they feel that
>nature is calling them. At this point the rest of the SB gang will don latex
>medical gloves, grab the new member & proceed to tie said member in a tight
>knot, thus ensuring absolutely no leakage can take place. This may explain
>why some new member have tears in their eyes, when they reach daylight, they
>are very emotional about the experience & seemed to be rather well attached
>to such members at the same time.
>Otherwise, you ask nice before the party descend into the depths of Hades,
>about the little room visits - however, it is only fair to enquire before
>arrival at the venue in question. In the case of next month, at the Paddock,
>the tour can last 45 mins, but the tardis loos are 200 feet up the hill from
>the bunker entrance, whereupon a call of nature is expressed in more
>tactfully polite terms, a dash of nature with atheletic performances that
>could qualify for 2012 in the East End of London.
>
>It appears that the original poster has not performed covert ops service in
>Northern Ireland, where the zip lock bag & fabric softener bottle become the
>operating norm - don't forget the VSP grade paper!
>
>John Locke
>
>"zz9" <x91w@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>news:43158E66.7090007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> Cardboard tube, plastic bag, wet wipes.
>>
>> Roger Cook wrote:
>>> What do people here do when they need a toilet whilst exploring
>>> underground?
>>>
>>> Some trips last hours, and not everyone has strong bladders or are
>>> free from IBS.
>>> So what do you do? just drop them and attend the call of nature
>>> underground, so that the next explorer that comes along treads on a
>>> steaming one? Leaving piles of excretia around the place? Urinate in
>>> the water-table?
>>> What do people do when they camp underground like the Scouts have done
>>> at some of the sites? Do porta-pottys get taken down too? Or if you
>>> need to go, does a guide have to escort you from underground so that
>>> you can go behind some unsuspecting landowners hedge?
>>>
>>> If everyone relieves themselves underground, how long will it be
>>> before it is really unpleasant to explore there? Alan, The Bogeyman, AKA
>>> Alan.
>>>
>>>
>>>
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That explains it so well !
I should image that with your humour you have to explore alone, or the
group you are with would be pissing themselves with laughter, adding
further to the question of what to do with it when you need to go.
I shall, in light of this new information, throw away the cork and
elastic band in favor of tried and tested practices.
Cheers John!
Alan, AKA the Bogeyman, AKA Alan.
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