Re: When youhave just got to go.....where?

......... & this bring us to the initiation rites of new members of
Subterranea Britannica. We pounch on all new members on their very 1st long
duration, deep penetration expedition underground, when they feel that
nature is calling them. At this point the rest of the SB gang will don latex
medical gloves, grab the new member & proceed to tie said member in a tight
knot, thus ensuring absolutely no leakage can take place. This may explain
why some new member have tears in their eyes, when they reach daylight, they
are very emotional about the experience & seemed to be rather well attached
to such members at the same time.
Otherwise, you ask nice before the party descend into the depths of Hades,
about the little room visits - however, it is only fair to enquire before
arrival at the venue in question. In the case of next month, at the Paddock,
the tour can last 45 mins, but the tardis loos are 200 feet up the hill from
the bunker entrance, whereupon a call of nature is expressed in more
tactfully polite terms, a dash of nature with atheletic performances that
could qualify for 2012 in the East End of London.

It appears that the original poster has not performed covert ops service in
Northern Ireland, where the zip lock bag & fabric softener bottle become the
operating norm - don't forget the VSP grade paper!

John Locke

"zz9" <x91w@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Cardboard tube, plastic bag, wet wipes.
>
> Roger Cook wrote:
>> What do people here do when they need a toilet whilst exploring
>> underground?
>>
>> Some trips last hours, and not everyone has strong bladders or are
>> free from IBS.
>> So what do you do? just drop them and attend the call of nature
>> underground, so that the next explorer that comes along treads on a
>> steaming one? Leaving piles of excretia around the place? Urinate in
>> the water-table?
>> What do people do when they camp underground like the Scouts have done
>> at some of the sites? Do porta-pottys get taken down too? Or if you
>> need to go, does a guide have to escort you from underground so that
>> you can go behind some unsuspecting landowners hedge?
>>
>> If everyone relieves themselves underground, how long will it be
>> before it is really unpleasant to explore there? Alan, The Bogeyman, AKA
>> Alan.
>>
>>
>>
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