Re: Bugrit, me toof!

kar said:
wrote:
On Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:53:30 +0100, Helen Deborah Vecht
<helenvecht@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote and included this (or some of this):

Me NHS GP's surgery did recall me for a wimmin's health thing recently.

I was called in for a full MOT this week.

Blood count- all normal
Blood sugar- normal.
I had the bilirubin and LFTs of a non-drinker (Hee-hee-hee)
the blood pressure of a 16-year old and the cholesterol of a 20 year
old.

They probably reckoned the old bod walking in must have been an
identity theft.

Congratulations.
What's the secret of your success, have you been bathing in the blood of
virgins?

He forgot to mention that bit, didn't he ? The bilirubin and LFTs of a
non-drinker, the blood pressure of a 16-year old, the cholesterol of a 20
year old, the blood of a virgin, and a transplant surgery in the basement.


--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

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