Re: what are they called?

Oiorpata said:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:02:57 +0000, Richard Robinson wrote:

Get a top hat, and you can practise conjuring at the same time.

I invested in the most splendidly comfortable gardening hat earlier this
year, but I'm not having them sitting up there. It has air holes.

Well. Wouldn't it look better for having a few little chickies putting their
heads out of the airholes ? Wear a wig to deal with the unpottytrainedness,
and what could be wrong ?

Hmmmm. You may be onto something there. I wonder how you'd get a nappy to
stay on a chicken? They'd probably make rather good headwarmers, at least
at night, when they're roosting and keep still. Wouldn't fancy it in the
day, they dunnarf scratch with those clawed feet.

I suppose they're not like puppies, lie on their backs and wave their legs
in the air if they think you might tickle their tummies ? Or a sort of
clockwork arm thingy would sort the scratchyfeet. But not the nappies bit.
Compostable wig ?


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