Re: what are they called?

Oiorpata said:
On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:18:59 +0000, Richard Robinson wrote:
Oiorpata said:

I could probably walk them there and back. The daft little hooters follow
me all around the garden, and when I sit down they try and roost on me.
I'm having none of that, they're not potty trained.

Get a top hat, and you can practise conjuring at the same time.

I invested in the most splendidly comfortable gardening hat earlier this
year, but I'm not having them sitting up there. It has air holes.

Well. Wouldn't it look better for having a few little chickies putting their
heads out of the airholes ? Wear a wig to deal with the unpottytrainedness,
and what could be wrong ?

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Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

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