Re: ot: Metal Detectors

On 24 Sep, 13:37, ginge <the.gingeREM...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In article <1190637335.645084.117...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
davepseudo...@xxxxxxxxxxx says...





On 24 Sep, 13:33, ginge <the.gingeREM...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In article <MPG.2161bb5e4ecb546998a...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
bastardDOTb...@xxxxxxxxx says...

In article <1190628135.114687.90...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Cane
says...
Anyone got one I can borrow?

I need to find a wedding ring in a puppy.

You don't want a metal detector, you want a large carving knife.

That's overkill.

3 chicken Vindaloos, a roll of duct tape, and a seive.

Or just wait.

I didn't say all the vindaloos were for the dog

Well, be careful. You don't want to be "missing in action" when the
ring decides to reappear.

I missed finding a kidney stone like that. I'd been filtering my piss
(on nurse's orders) for four whole fucking days with no result. Then
I pop outside for a smoko, nip in for a pee in the public loo on the
way back to the ward, and there it went. They kept me in for an extra
day, as they had no /proof/ that I had passed it.

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