Re: OT:Women - on a different planet?


"A.Lee" <alan@darkroom.+.com> wrote in message
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I saw the ex-girlfriend today, who immediately burst into tears when she
saw me (hey, come on, I wasnt that bad!).
Anyway, it turns out her 23yo daughter, who has been married 3 months,
has walked out on the hubby, and moved in with a 51yo bloke who is
assistant manager of the local pub.

Is she fit and fuckable? If so, good luck to the bloke.

Gobsmacked is a good description of anyone who knows them. This bloke is
bald, and looks all of his 51years, and to my mind doesnt have a lot
going for him, apart from being single.

And having a 23 year old giving him blow jobs.

He took her away at the weekend - Paris? Amsterdam? London?
No, Ingoldmells in a caravan. Oh, the class of the bloke.

Why pay out good money when there's no need? He'll only be looking down for
the weekend so it'd be a waste of money to pay for a view that only she
would see, if she looked out of the window.



It appears she left the hubby as he never says he loves her, and doesnt
do anything around the house.

That'll teach the ***.

And the new bloke tells her he loves her,
and she is beautiful all the time.

He's got all the moves then.

Oh, and he gave her money to go
shopping. Twice. She has now moved into his 'flat' above the pub.

They do say that ***'ll draw you further than dynamite'll blow you, but
nothing drags fanny like cash. Our pub landlord knows the score and no
mistake.


I feel she is going to hit the ground with a big bump soon, which is
what her Mother and all her friends have told her,

Hand out a box of tissues and point the camcorder.

but, apparently, she
sees pound signs in his eyes, and cannot see any further than that. Oh
dear.

Oh cheap, I'd say.



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Beav

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