OT: FOAK: Range Rovers

Imagine, if you will, a man.

Of a certain age. And an uncertain income.

Slightly portly, possibly hirsute.

Now imagine that this man has a predilection for... shall we say "unsuitable" motor vehicles?

Let's suppose that Range Rovers have been known to make this man twitch. A bit.

Let's pretend that this man might want to buy such a device.

<Peter Snow Mode>

Just a bit of fun.

</PSM>

What would such a man have to divvy up to get anything halfway decent?

Let's set some (purely imaginary) parameters:

Tidy-looking.
Mechanically sound.
Toys. Oh yes, toys. <cackle>
Unlikely to cost more than two major limbs to keep roadworthy.
V8... Ohhhhhhh... V8... <dribble>

Let's set one (purely imaginary) couldn't GAF.

Fuel consumption. (*** the planet, he's only here once).


What say ye, oh FOAK?


Only, this friend of mine wants to know.

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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