Re: How long can a man survive...

In article <rmsjf1pp5af7278a27n9mst3qbj2t3b1kb@xxxxxxx>, Halla wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:46:55 +0100, Phil Launchbury
>>
>>Indeed. We had one bloke at school who (at the age of 16) didn't even
>>know how to make a cup of tea.
>
> Huh? But... how?

1. Terminal cluelessness
2. His mum did everything

>
> My OH doesn't know how to boil an egg, but he at least has the excuse
> that he's allergic to them, so had no incentive to learn.
>>
>>Sounds like something from my excuse-book..
>
> Quite so. Irons explode when I pick them up. End of story.

Can I suggest that you don't carry one on the London Underground? The
results might be... messy.

Phil

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