Re: OT: Financial Reality

John S wrote:
On 13 Dec, 00:41, Nigel Eaton <nig...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In article
<f629e34a-80b2-44b2-a270-041e12082...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, John
S <j...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> writes

BLACK PUDDING
Yummie..............
Oh, hell yes.

I had a mixed grill to die from at my local pub a week or so back and
there was black pudding and kidneys hiding under the lamb chop. The
chips had to come on a separate plate, there wasn't room on the meat
plate. And it was completely salad-free.

I could *hear* my arteries silting up as I scoffed the lot, washed down
with a couple of pints of very well-kept Abbot.

Bloody marvellous.

--
Nigel

When the only tools you have are an X3 mill, a
Colchester and assorted other stuff, every problem looks like a steam engine.



I have worked out that it's a compromise.
Do you eat what you enjoy and shuffle off this moral coil before the
guarantee has run out on the ML7 ? Or do you watch what you eat, take
care of your miserable self only to go gaga in the last few years and
don't know sod all about it anyway.

From personal observations crowd one is a far better species than
crowd two, who are usually to be found with others of the flat earth
society.
My pet theory is that the experts are right and it's based on the
arteries.
Clogged up and you get flooded, reach pre-ignition and throw a rod.

Too clear and the excess grey cells run down your neck, down the left
hand side and finish up in your feet with the result you are suffering
from Altzimers.
This can be proved by treading on one of the flat earth society
members feet at a show and listen to the hassle as they try to
remember who you are.

It's all down to a balanced diet.

Try a full blown fried full english breakfast, two sticky Belgium buns
or three jam donuts and a small glass of diet coke, quick fart, shake
of the trouser leg and get on with life............

John S.
John,
Thank you for painting such wonderful mental images for me!

Bob
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