The Tree..




when you think your'e having a bad day ...............read this and
know that it could have been worse.










While walking through Hyde Park in London , a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've got to be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped
his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the
other bloke slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car
keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this man
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"

He told the other man the whole terrible story about how he got
there.
When he finished his story, the other man shook his head in sympathy, walked
around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just
ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."


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