Re: Lucky escape

On Aug 25, 3:39 pm, "Sloth" <samloth...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"moghouse" <tony.burre...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

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When my daughter was a school one of her smart little friends said to
her, "It must be terrible for your dad to have been beaten so badly by
a mugger with a silly stick."
To which she replied, "Oh no, he was really lucky, the one with the
ugly club missed him completely."

See, this is why my daughter warns me about hanging out in groups like this.
She says "Dad, it's pommie humour. Yer Aussie now. You won't know what
they're on about half the time .."

She's half right.

Now fractions are not my strong point but... let me see... oh yes...
that means Aussie's have got a quarter of a brain.(and not very many
gold medals, young lady!)
.