Too old to ...
- From: "phylkat" <jemisa@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:13:28 +0100
TOO OLD TO SQUAT
Once upon a time, there was a little old man that really took care of his
body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked
in the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed he was suntanned all
over except for his penis. He decided to do something about it.
He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in
the sand, except for his penis.
A little later two elderly ladies, one walking with a cane, happened by.
When she saw this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it
around with her cane.
She said to her friend, "There's no justice in this world." Her
friend asked her what she meant. Well, she said: "When I was 20, I was
curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for
it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I
was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing
wild and I'm too old to squat!!!"
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