The Irishman and the Mormon
An Irishman and a Mormon were sitting together on a plane when the
Trolley Dolly came around with the drinks.
The Irishman asked it they had Irish whiskey and he would have a large one.
The attendant turned to the Mormon and asked if he would like a drink
"I'd rather be ravished by half a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips
With that the Irishman hands his drink back and says
"I'll have that too. I didn't know we had a choice"
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