Re: What will happen?...

Very Wise P.


"Phian" <Phian@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"phylkat" <jemisa@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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What will happen to you right now if you drink a Coke.?... (Something
for all you 'Snopers')

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It's because it gets
you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know
why? It was redundant.

a.. In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system.
(100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don't immediately vomit from
the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor
allowing you to keep it down.
b.. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your
liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into
fat. (There's plenty of that at this particular moment)
c.. 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate,
your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar
into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now
blocked preventing drowsiness.
d.. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the
pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin
works, by the way.
e.. >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc
in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is
compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also
increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
f.. >60 Minutes: The caffeine's diuretic properties come into play. (It
makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you'll evacuate the bonded
calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as
sodium, electrolyte and water.
g.. >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you'll start to
have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You've also
now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not
before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for
things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build
strong bones and teeth.
This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As
little as two if you're a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it'll
make you feel better.


I'll stick to Dandelion & Burdock thank you.

Phian



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