Re: Love letter to Terri
- From: "Badger" <Badger@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:03:03 +0800
"Dean Dark" <ddrake@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I've ROT13'd this so as not to offend any gentle bunnies out there...
Qrne Greev,
V xabj gur pbhafrybe fnvq jr fubhyqa'g pbagnpg rnpu bgure qhevat bhe
"pbbyvat bss" crevbq, ohg V pbhyqa'g jnvg nal zber. Gur qnl lbh yrsg,
V fjber V'q arire gnyx gb lbh ntnva. Ohg gung jnf whfg gur jbhaqrq
yvggyr obl va zr gnyxvat.
Fgvyy, V arire jnagrq gb or gur svefg bar gb znxr pbagnpg. Va zl
snagnfvrf, vg jnf nyjnlf lbh jub jbhyq pbzr penjyvat onpx gb zr. V
thrff zl cevqr arrqrq gung. Ohg abj V frr gung zl cevqr'f pbfg zr n
ybg bs guvatf. V'z gverq bs cergraqvat V qba'g zvff lbh. V qba'g
pner nobhg ybbxvat onq nal zber. V qba'g pner jub znxrf gur svefg
zbir nf ybat nf bar bs hf qbrf. Znlor vg'f gvzr jr yrg bhe urnegf
fcrnx nf ybhqyl nf bhe uheg. Naq guvf vf jung zl urneg fnlf...
"Gurer'f ab bar yvxr lbh, Greev."
V ybbx sbe lbh va gur rlrf naq oernfgf bs rirel jbzna V frr, ohg
gurl'er abg lbh. Gurl'er abg rira pybfr. Gjb jrrxf ntb, V zrg guvf
tvey ng gur Envaobj Ebbz naq oebhtug ure ubzr jvgu zr. V qba'g fnl
guvf gb uheg lbh, ohg whfg gb vyyhfgengr gur qrcgu bs zl qrfcrengvba.
Fur jnf lbhat, Greev, znlor 19, jvgu bar bs gubfr cresrpg obqvrf gung
bayl lbhgu naq znlor n puvyqubbq fcrag vpr fxngvat pna tvir lbh. V
zrna, whfg n cresrpg obql. Gvgf lbh jbhyqa'g oryvrir naq na nff yvxr
n gbegbvfr furyy. Rirel zna'f qernz, evtug?
Ohg nf V fng ba gur pbhpu orvat oybja ol guvf pbrq, V gubhtug, ybbx ng
gur fghss jr'ir znqr vzcbegnag va bhe yvirf. Vg'f nyy fb fhesnpr.
Jung qbrf n cresrpg obql zrna? Qbrf vg znxr ure orggre va orq? Jryy,
va guvf pnfr, lrf. Ohg lbh frr jung V'z trggvat ng. Qbrf vg znxr ure
n orggre crefba? Qbrf fur unir n orggre urneg guna zl zbqrengryl
nggenpgvir Greev? V qbhog vg. Naq V'q arire ernyyl gubhtug bs gung
orsber. V qba'g xabj, znlor V'z whfg tebjvat hc n yvggyr.
Yngre, nsgre V'q gbffrq ure nobhg n dhneg bs guebng lbtheg, V sbhaq
zlfrys guvaxvat, "Jul qb V srry fb qenvarq naq rzcgl?" Vg jnfa'g whfg
ure synjyrff grpuavdhr be ure fyhggl, funzryrff uhatre, ohg fbzrguvat
ryfr. Fbzr avttyvat srryvat bs ybff. Jul qvq vg srry fb vapbzcyrgr?
Naq gura vg uvg zr. Vg qvqa'g srry gur fnzr orpnhfr lbh jrera'g
gurer, Greev, gb jngpu. Qb lbh xabj jung V zrna? Abguvat srryf gur
fnzr jvgubhg lbh, onol. Wrfhf, Greev, V'z whfg tbvat penml jvgubhg
lbh.
Naq rirelguvat V qb whfg erzvaqf zr bs lbh. Qb lbh erzrzore Pneby,
gung fvatyr zbz jr zrg ng Zg. Fvanv Oncgvfg Puhepu? Jryy, fur qebcf
ol ynfg jrrx jvgu n cna bs ynfntan. Fur fnvq fur svtherq V jnfa'g
rngvat evtug jvgubhg n jbzna nebhaq. V qvqa'g xabj jung fur zrnag
gvyy yngre, ohg gung'f abg gur erny fgbel. Naljnl, jr unir n srj
tynffrf bs jvar naq gur arkg guvat lbh xabj jr'er shpxvat va bhe byq
orqebbz. Naq guvf oebnq'f n gbgny zbafgre va gur fnpx. Fur'f tvivat
zr rirelguvat, lbh xabj yvxr n erny jbzna qbrf jura fur'f abg uhat hc
nobhg Tbq naq ure pnerre naq jurgure gur xvqf pna urne hf. Naq nyy bs
n fhqqra fur fcbgf gung gvygvat zveebe ba lbhe tenaqzbgure'f byq
inavgl. Fb fur chgf vg ba gur sybbe naq jr fgenqqyr vg, evtug, fb jr
pna jngpu bhefryirf. Naq vg'f gbgnyyl ubg, ohg vg znxrf zr fnq gbb.
'Pnhfr V pna'g uryc guvaxvat, "Jul qvqa'g Greev rire chg gur zveebe ba
gur sybbe? Jr'ir unq guvf byq inavgl sbe jung, 14 lrnef, naq jr arire
hfrq vg nf n frk nvq." (Fbzr bs guvf V gubhtug nobhg yngre.) Lbh
xabj jung V zrna? Jung unccrarq gb bhe fcbagnarvgl? Lbh trg fb
pnhtug hc va gur ebhgvar bs n zneevntr naq lbh whfg ybfr fvtug bs rnpu
bgure. Naq gura lbh ybfr lbhefrys. Gung'f gur fnqqrfg cneg bs nyy
sbe zr.
Ohg V xrrc guvaxvat jr pna trg vg onpx. V xabj jr pna, orpnhfr V bayl
jnag guvf fghss jvgu lbh. Fngheqnl, lbhe fvfgre qebcf ol jvgu zl pbcl
bs gur erfgenvavat beqre. V zrna, Funaaba'f whfg n xvq naq nyy, ohg
fur'f tbg n cerggl tbbq urnq ba ure fubhyqref. Fur'f orra n erny
sevraq gb zr qhevat guvf cnvashy gvzr. Fur'f tvira zr ybgf bs tbbq
pbhafry nobhg lbh naq nobhg jbzra va trareny. (Fur'f chyyvat sbe hf
gb trg onpx gbtrgure, Greev. Fur ernyyl vf.). Fb jr'er qevaxvat va
gur ubg gho naq gnyxvat nobhg unccvre gvzrf. Urer'f guvf ubg tvey
jvgu gur fnzr QAN nf lbh (nygubhtu, yrg'f snpr vg, fur tbg na rkgen
urycvat bs gur frkl trar) naq nyy V pna qb vf guvax bs ubj zhpu fur
ybbxf yvxr lbh jura lbh jrer 18. Naq gung whfg nobhg znxrf zr pel.
Naq gura vg gheaf bhg Funaaba'f ernyyl vagb gur jubyr nany guvat naq
gung trgf zr gb guvaxvat nobhg ubj znal gvzrf V cerffherq lbh nobhg
gelvat vg naq ubj gung cebonoyl shryrq fbzr bs gur ovggrearff orgjrra
hf. Ohg qb lbh frr ubj rira gura, jura V'z guehfgvat vafvqr gur
fgrnzvat ubg Qhgpu bira bs lbhe fvfgre'f pvaanzba evat, nyy V pna qb
vf guvax bs lbh? Vg'f gehr, onol. Va lbhe urneg lbh xabj vg.
Qba'g lbh guvax jr pbhyq fgneg bire? Whfg jvcr bhg nyy gur tevrinaprf
naq fgneg serfu? V guvax jr pna. V xrrc guvaxvat gung V guvax vs
lbh'q whfg gel vg, V jbhyqa'g unir gb cerffher lbh fb zhpu. Orpnhfr
jub arrqf nyy gung ovggrearff, Greev? Vg whfg grnef hf ncneg. Naq V
pna'g or ncneg sebz lbh.
Orpnhfr V ybir lbh.
--
Dan.
Bit old to still be funny, don't you think?
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