sam
- From: redrobinson <james@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:44:29 -0700
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When
the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry,
sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't
budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from
there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just
groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly
back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood
over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him,
but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop
surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's
your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in
his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
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