Re: diet

On 20 Jun, 07:48, Im <gol...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Jun 19, 8:39 pm, redrobinson <j...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:



An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
Nearly 60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by Jesus, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from fookin' skippin'

No Irishman from anywhere says fookin'.
Fukn. or fekn
and by Jesus should be bejasus

and I taut I was..

"I were" is not heard in Ireland. It's English dialect

We hate being incorrectly lampooned! Get your bad grammar right!

shouldn't you be busy making bombs or somethink?
;0)

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