Down under
- From: duie <a_duie_pyle@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:43:20 -0700
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He
puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons
and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place
my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one full
minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my privates
unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a Fosters."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his private parts in the crocodile's
open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After one
minute exactly, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc
really hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as
promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free beers were
delivered.
Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try themselves."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up... "I'll try it! Just
PLEASE don't hit me quite so hard with the beer bottle."
Duie
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