Re: SCHOOL JOKES

On Wed, 07 Sep 2005 01:15:05 +0200, "martin " <me@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>On Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:04:01 +0100, Darren J Longhorn <me@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:41:36 +0200, "martin " <me@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:31:18 +0100, Darren J Longhorn <me@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 06 Sep 2005 15:24:05 +0200, "martin " <me@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 22:49:00 +0000 (UTC), "Geordie the Forgery"
>>>>><geordie4567@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Bioboffin" <Reply_to_Group_please@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:r72Te.4076$Aa1.1887@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>> Geordie the Forgery wrote:
>>>>>>>> "soup" <1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:YJXSe.102773$G8.29560@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>> G.M.T. wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "soup" <1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:zRYRe.100974$G8.71124@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> titaboxer@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> - I hate fish!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> mother
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> - Oh! And what you M prefer for lunch?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> - Trifle!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Even after hearing it five times I still don't get it , I must be
>>>>>>>>>>> really dense.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One of its legs were both the same!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ah so it is a Duck joke then, not a brown stick joke.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Are you ducking out of this one then?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Better than grousing about it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's a fowl thing to say.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>a bird in the hand is worth a couple of pullets.
>>>>
>>>>Is a pullet with the hand better than a flock behind the bushes?
>>>
>>>It depends if the bird is game.
>>
>>You need a game bird for a good night on the tiles.
>
>A blue bird on a blue tile?

Too hard to find.
.

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