Re: Politically incorrect jokes

On 12 Jan, 11:46, Mike <Mi...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:35:22 -0800 (PST), Vicko Zoomba



<vicko_zoo...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On 11 Jan, 18:13, Bod <bodro...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it  inside.

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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by
mistake - both are in intensive care...

One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a
fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough
television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5
  times a week now.

<runs and hides under table>

Bod

Brilliant! Any more?

McKevvy

You will find these old jokes and many more on the Yorkshire divers
forum

Mike  P

Are you impostering me again?

Mike P (the other one)
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