Re: This would not have happened on a bicycle

On Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:13:54 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
<davidno-spam-lang@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Tom Crispin wrote:
On Fri, 22 Oct 2010 00:26:16 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
<davidno-spam-lang@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Tom Cwispin wrote:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/8075722/Tornado-navigator-fell-to-death-during-test-flight-inquest-hears.html

Several possible reasons, which you are too thick to have realised.

We know you have homoerotic fantasies about tradesmen in public
toilets, it now seems you have daydreams about flying bicycles. Do
you watch Mary Popins & dream Cwispin?

Do you think of yourself as a tradesman?

My customers do.

I have an image of you covered in shit after a failed attempt to
unblock a toilet in a run-down former naval base home in Chatham.

More homoerotic fantasies Cwispin?

I was brousing Streetview in Strood the other day and came across this
house that could do with some handyman services:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?layer=c&panoid=g6da305a4n9fZgOiz2iXUA&cbp=13,311.25,,3,-7.46&z=21

As you can see the house is very run down. The window frames urgently
need painting. And if you zoom out you will note that there is an
unsecured ladder in the driveway, just ripe for any passing
opportunist burglar. There are what appear to be paint pots, buckets
and other debris strewn across the driveway; the driveway itself
contains ornamental plant pots containing weeds. And to top it all,
the wall alongside the driveway is beginning to collapse.

I bet that household are crying out for a good handyman to correct the
many minor faults.
.

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