Re: How I hate Halloween.

> Cycling home after work, around 17.30, and I pass some youths with
> masks on. At a guess by their voices I'd say around 14-15 years of
> age. A few metres up the road and an egg flies past and lands in front
> of me. I did think about turning around and confronting them but
> thought better of it. How I hate Halloween, the so-called youth of
> today just use it as an excuse to cause trouble.

Take one or two trays of eggs, tape them to top of handlebars. Ride around
with impunity for the rest of the night.

It's worth noting that, in general, the youth of today is a damned sight
better than the youth of your day :-)
.