Re: 5 (6?) killed in crash

Dave Kahn <dkahn400@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> OSCAR WILDE:
> Your Majesty, you're like a big jam doughnut with cream on the
> top. THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> I beg your pardon?
> OSCAR WILDE:
> Um ..... It was one of Whistler's.
> JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER:
> I didn't say that.
> OSCAR WILDE:
> You did, James, you did.
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> Well, Mr. Whistler?
> JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER:
> I- I meant, Your Majesty, that, uh, like a doughnut your arrival
> gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more.
> (laughter and congratulations)
> JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER:
> Yes, thank you. Right, Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's
> piss. (gasps)
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> What?
> JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER:
> It was one of Wilde's.
> OSCAR WILDE:
> It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> Well, Mr. Shaw?
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> I, um, I, ah, I merely meant, Your Majesty, that, ah, you shine
> out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> Oh, ho-ho, very good.
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> Right. Your Majesty is like a dose of clap.
> (gasps)
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> What?!?
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong.
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> I beg your pardon?
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> It was one of Wilde's.
> OSCAR WILDE:
> Wha-
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> Well, Mr. Wilde?
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> Come on, Ozzy.
> OSCAR WILDE:
> Uh ..... uh, wha-, wha- .....
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> Come on, Ozzy, now, tell us all about it.
> OSCAR WILDE:
> Wha-, what I meant, Your Majesty, uh-h-h .....
> (general heckling from the crowd)
> JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER:
> Let's have a bit of the old wit then!
> OSCAR WILDE:
> What, what-
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> I'm waiting.
> OSCAR WILDE:
> What I-, what I meant was .....
> GEORGE BERNARD SHAW:
> Come on, Ozzy, .....
> JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER:
> Give us a bit of the wit, Oz.
> OSCAR WILDE:
>> *** off, troll.
> THE PRINCE OF WALES:
> Oh! Excellent! Excellent, Wilde! Very witty, Wilde.

We'll forgive this transgression.

Just this once, mind.

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