Re: Phil the troll http://members.iinet.com.au/~rutlidge/alanindex.html


The troll Dave xxxx wrote:
UseNet Etiquette Phantasy Phil Style

or

How not to post in the Newsgroups

Dave, a creepy control freak, wants us to complain to Phil's service
provider.

Tell me, Dave, do you realize that by republishing this loving
distillation of Phil's invective, funny as it may be, you have
condensed and made it more powerful, and that therefore, rightfully, we
should complain first to your provider by copying and sending this text
to abuse@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:

" Dave xxxx" <davewhit...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
is sending concentrated (if very funny, especially if you know the low
quality of the original recipients) abuse to the internet. These are
the details you require to suspend his service for cause:
Message-ID: <Ofgog.92366$wl.56974@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:09:18 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: 82.45.100.33
X-Complaints-To: abuse@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

How'd you feel about that, Creepy Dave? You love to hand it out but
can't take it, eh? Perhaps you should spend your energies learning
something about electronics so that you don't blow Phil's fuse with
your constant stupidity.

Andre Jute
Zero mercy for the enemies of free speech, which is indivisible from
liberty itself




If you were expecting something else you can thank Phil Allison for
posting the link in the aus.hi-fi newsgroup on the 13th December,
2004.

reference: "Phil Allison" <philallison@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:324bveF3hup8lU1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

This is a tribute to the troll of the newsgroups who unfortunately
posts
this sort of abuse to aus.hi-fi and aus.electronics far too
frequently.

Below are examples of how NOT to impress people on the newsgroups.


First off, let's put a few things into perspective -

Phil usually succeeds in making the unwary and casual newsgroup reader
think he is an all round good guy and local hero.

He posts things like this for example -

" ** Eddie - all my posts are brilliant examples of communication,
either on some technical point related to hi-fi or in self defence
against unwarranted personal abuse. That this is non obvious to YOU is
a comment on your level of awareness."

At first, the casual visitor to the aus.hi-fi or aus.electronics
newsgroups might interpret this simple statement as someone trying to
explain just how articulate they are at the graceful art of human
communication, and is simply defending himself from those who
misunderstand him. Sounds harmless enough - doesn't it?

But very quickly the tone of the conversation starts to take on a less
appealing nature, with comments like this -

** No - it is why I am so well respected. I tell the simple truth. You
oughta try it sometime arsehole - make a nice change."

Hmmm... Well he could have phrased that a bit better and still got his
point across. What do you think?

Phil at his best (or worst) depending on your point of view -

When Phil has no convincing argument to offer he frequently resorts to
these types of comments in his posts. Foolishly he believes he is
being more articulate at convincing the other party or parties that he
is completely correct in everything he says, is totally misunderstood
and that everybody else is totally wrong.

These are but a few of Phil's famous posts from the aus.hi-fi and
aus.electronics newsgroups in the past month. They are posted
verbatim complete with profanity and grammatical errors. If you don't
want to read them - leave now.

" ** Does nothing for ground loop hums - you fucking dimwit.

** Inspect all your stools for worms and maggots as well ????

** So where DO you *** yourself - Nick ????

** Can I tell you most sincerely, Nick the Anonymous EE puke - that
you remind me of the vilest sort of human garbage that university
faculties defecate out into the world.

** You have not got a single *sincere* bone in your thick, Neanderthal
head.

** YOU are the ** DESPERATE** fuckwit looking to do the work or a
lowly wire tugger to feed yourself - not me.

** *** you - you top posting, evil, *** for brains prick.

** That you are an insane, evil piece of sub human vermin is
abundantly clear.

** Well, one thing is for sure, a know nothing arsehole like YOU is
not a real EE.

** If a bus or AIDS does not get you first.

** You are a truly an EVIL piece of garbage - go rot in HELL.

** My comment was about THIS scenario - not your one fuckhead.

** Then you really are a complete fuckwit.

** *** you shithead.

** Sure - so a pompous, control freak arsehole like you can lord it
all over the poor sods

** The topic was "electronic circuit design " - you lying, criminal
piece of ***.

** Shame it has had no such effect on an anonymous lump of excrement
like you.

** Yes it is - you brainless arse pedlar.

** Yep. Definately a arse peddling ***.

** DSE staff are expected to control any abuse - you dopey wog
fuckwit.

** Right - your Adelaide ISP proves what a scary ape man POS wop your
are.

** Like the anal, pedantic, stinking prick that he is he has no idea
what ordinary words mean.

** It is not an "argument" you tedious fuckwit - it is a simple fact
and is quoted in the maker's specs.

** SO FUCKING WHAT ??????

** Piss off you PITA wanker.

** Piss off moron.

** .... is a lying, criminal ***.

** So fuckwits in company are more credible than lone fuckwits ????

** That was your own remark - fuckhead.

** No test of any kind was possible at the time - as you well know,
you Fucking LIAR !!!

** No relevance to your fucking idiot claims about me.

** Go get stuffed you schizoid moron.

*** Tell them you are an autistic fuckwit and that seeing missing
letters and typos causes you NIGHTMARES !!! ***

** Go get fucked you asinine Grease Monkey.

** Hey, aus.hi-fi's regular arse peddler is back.

** Shame that lying cutns like you will not post under the words you
allude to.

** Find where I said otherwise - you lying arsehole.

** Spoils the shark's fun - you asinine pig.

** Totally WRONG - as usual from this thick as a plank fuckhead.

** Here it is you SNIPPING MANIAC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** SEE IT NOW - FUCKHEAD ???? ***

** Tell me yours - you dumb ***.

** It creates a non standard music CD - fuckhead.

** Call them what you like - dickhead.

** *** off back to your ????? pals at RAO - you psychopathic freak.

** To making a music CD that complies with the standard of course -
fuckhead.

** Listen you raving MORONIC PIG - facts are just facts, it does NOT
matter who the hell "cares" !!!

** What seems to you to be the case is YOUR defective brain's problem
and only more evidence of how FUCKING ASININE you are !!!

** The ones that come back are the problem - fuckhead.

** No legally valid reason is not the same as no reason at all - you
autistic fuckhead.

** How is the weather on Mars today - fuckhead ?

** Psycho - Autistic - Paranoid - Schizo - Turd

** The shithead is YOU - bitch face.

* Listen to this very carefully arsehole - go get fucked.

** You are an insane, audiophool fuckwit - right ?

** You do suffer from *queer * masturbation fantasies.

** Those were your words - you dumb FUCKHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** You are definitely no * READER * - you posturing pile of insanity.

** The demented arsehole still cannot read :

** Are you so *** FUCKING DUMB YOU CANNOT READ *** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** It is exactly what you just wrote you FUCKING LIAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** I have yet to see you prove even **ONE** of you utterly INSANE
assertions about anything - you genetically defective fuckhead.

** No relevance to your fucking idiot claims about me.

** No test of any kind was possible at the time - as you well know,
you Fucking LIAR !!!

** That wild assertion is totally fucking absurd - as per usual for
Trevor the Fuckwit.

** That wild assertion is totally fucking absurd - as per usual for
Trevor the Masturbating Fuckwit.

( The rest of this cretinous fuckwit's pig ignorant opinions got
flushed down the dunny.)"

Clearly this sort of language and abuse has no place on UseNet.

If you would prefer to see an end to these abusive and profane
postings on your newsgroups you should consider making your objections
known to Phil Allison's ISP tpg.com.au Phil is clearly in breach of
his user agreement with his service provider. See
http://www.tpg.com.au/terms_conditions/standard.php Section 6.2


Feel free to cite newsgroup message
news:324bveF3hup8lU1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx as a starting point should you
decide you want to lodge a complaint.

















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