Re: Dieing on the Underground

On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:47:07 +0100, Arthur Figgis
<afiggis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Pyromancer wrote:
Upon the miasma of midnight, a darkling spirit identified as Bruce
<docnews2011@xxxxxxxxx> gently breathed:
On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:29:51 +0100, Arthur Figgis
<afiggis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

What is the touching-out procedure in this situation? Does St Peter get
issued with a list of terminally unresolved journeys?

Presumably in that particular mythology people who die on the
Underground approach the Pearly Gates via a (very long) escalator,

Well, the longest *is* Angel!

with
a ticket barrier complete with oyster reader at the top? And a fast
lift going down for anyone caught with no ticket? :-)

ITYM a "fast drop". ;-)

"Gods must be carried"?

The Grim Reaper, shurely?
;-)

The Grim Gripper?
Now there's an idea to really scare the fare-dodgers. :-)


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