Re: Beware!!!!

The rather silly and childish contribution below
shows up the infantile and yellow-bellied cowards
who hide behind anonymisers in order to utter
abusive remarks for what they really are...

Cowardly Babies (CBers) - ideal recruits into
the ranks of Britland squaddies and ploddies.

Fettled Casting wrote:
> Not long ago in this fair, noble land
> stood Airy of Bean with a saw in his hand.
> Trying quite vainly to cut yonder steel
> that for e'en a child t'would've been no big deal.
> "Fie and a pox, why this job is a chore"
> cried Airy of Bean, his arms greatly sore,
> "I've nay half the strength of a big hairy nutter,
> I'm off aye to buy me a magical cutter".
>
> Henceforth to Donnington Airy did roam
> o'er hill, dale and tussock - past Hobbit and Gnome,
> to find the much fabled Black Man of Gates
> with wholesomely goods at much cheaply rates.
> "Good trader pray help" quoth Airy of Bean
> "my needs are much grave for a certain machine."
> "I have one just here sir, a stout little hacksaw,
> for groats I'll deliver it right to your front door".
>
> Airy of Bean, his knees all a quiver
> did unpack his goods, with nay further dither.
> And then didst he shriek a fair terrible cry,
> through layers of sacking the beast did he spy.
> "What low deed is this, this base hunk of metal -
> what ignorant knave has buggered my fettle?
> I'll rant and I'll rave, I'll turn the air blue,
> that Black Man of Gates - why I might even sue!"
>
> But then did a shiver strike Airy of Bean,
> "That Black Man of Gates is quite hefty and mean.
> I'll trouble him not, t'would send him in rages,
> I'll log on the nette and pester the Sages".
> So scribble he did, to groups engineering
> "Lis't to me now of my tales not endearing".
> And so they did listen, and gave this reply
> "Send the thing back, he`ll replace by and by".
>
> "He won't" wailed the Bean, his ague much indignant.
> "He will" cried the Sages "tis written in pigment".
> "Weighs nigh on eight pounds" exclaimed Bean "that's quite scary!".
> The Sages replied "Thou art just a big fairy".
> So Airy of Bean, his comments rebuffed,
> considered his plight, feeling nay not that chuffed.
> "I know what I'll do, I'll show them who'll win -
> I'll toss the whole lot in my wastepaper bin!"
>
> Here endeth the tale of Airy of Bean
> but something's not right, or so it would seem.
> Why shell out good groats for an item that's faulty
> then chuck it away, in a mood foul and haughty?
> Can it be true, was it really that bad,
> is Airy of Bean aye really that sad?
> No-one will know, for it lies in a bucket....
> was it just broken...or did he just *** it.
>
> - Stephen Howard, uk.rec.models.engineering
>
>
> Orator For Decency wrote:
>
> >Myself included.
> >
> >I cannot understand the rather silly and infantile obsession
> >that a certain council member had on this topic, despite
> >being seized of the truth of the matter. Perhaps it is an indication
> >of how low and despicable has become the RSCB?
> >
> >Perhaps it is an indication of what "RSCB" is an abbreviation?
> >
> >Really Silly and Childish Bullies?
> >
> >Walt Davidson wrote:
> >> On 29 Jan 2006 03:17:11 -0800, "Orator For Decency"
> >> <radio.ham@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >However, reminds me of.....
> >> >"Do you like Kipling?"
> >> >"I don't know, I've never Kippled"
> >> Some of us have never fettled either!
> >> :-)))

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