Re: teddy bear incident: reported out of revenge by office assistant -- Ministry of Education


"Jason P" <jaspetr@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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A judge leaving the courtroom confirmed the verdict to reporters, but
refused to give his name.

That's because he was called Muhammed. The jury was twelve angry kangarooos
called Muhammed. The victim was called Muhammed but declined to appear.

Prosecuting lawyer Muhammed showed the court exhibit TB, a bear called
Muhammed. Counsel for the defence, celebrity lawyer Muhammed Muhammed,
replied "Judge Muhammed, this evidence is inadmissible". Anxious to avoid a
prolonged trial, Lord Justice Muhammed called for silence.

Finally, the accused was found guilty of failing to be called Muhammed with
tortious intent, and was sent to the notorious Muhammed Ali maximum security
jail in Muhammedville.

Details of the case can be found in an elegant coffee table book 'Great
Crimes Against Islam', available from Muhammed & Muhammed, pp 876, 17 colour
plates, ISBN: 327543434857.


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