Re: How to Beat the Trick or Treat

On Oct 31, 5:19 pm, "Baroness Edwina Frogbucket"
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Switch all the lights off and keep quiet. Eventually they'll go away.
Maybe you'll have an egg or two to clear up tomorrow.

Put a sign in the window saying all trick or treaters will be shot.

Invite them in, then call the police, saying they barged past you.

Play VERY loud music at them the instant they ring the doorbell.
Intersperse with the sound of ferocious dogs barking.

Pretend to have a heart attack as soon as you open the door.

Put superglue on the doorbell.

If you're lucky enough to have a fence or hedge around your property,
erect an electric fence for the evening, just inside the perimeter.
Don't connect it to the mains, mind!

Whine and moan behind the front door, making sobbing and slurping sounds.
Then shove a pig's trotter through the letter-box. They'll think you're
Care in the Community and won't come back for Christmas Carols either.

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Christmas carols?? The best our local youths can manage is half a
verse of bloody "Jingle Bells" which, incidentally, does not even
mention Christmas.

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