Re: How to Beat the Trick or Treat
- From: MikeinCamden@xxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:55:28 -0700
On 31 Oct, 17:28, Maria <mariathom...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:22:51 +0000, MM <kylix...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Switch all the lights off and keep quiet. Eventually they'll go away.
Maybe you'll have an egg or two to clear up tomorrow.
Put a sign in the window saying all trick or treaters will be shot.
Invite them in, then call the police, saying they barged past you.
Play VERY loud music at them the instant they ring the doorbell.
Intersperse with the sound of ferocious dogs barking.
Pretend to have a heart attack as soon as you open the door.
Put superglue on the doorbell.
If you're lucky enough to have a fence or hedge around your property,
erect an electric fence for the evening, just inside the perimeter.
Don't connect it to the mains, mind!
One day, people might feel this way about Christmas...sad country.
It's just a bit of fun! One of the few times of the year when people
actually do knock on one another's doors...- Hide quoted text -
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What kind of parents teach their children to go round knocking on
doors begging? The reason it's become more popular is because money
can be extorted while claiming to be 'celebrating' plus the chance to
aggravate others. Children know they have the whip hand over adults.
Quite unlike carol singing.
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