Taking the GREEN pledge!

Do your part to reduce global warming...........


Taking the GREEN pledge!

I’m joining JunkScience.com making our world GREENer!
I will (check items that apply):
... Increase personal use of ethanol derived from grape biomass and various
grains and cereals
... Use more solar energy by taking longer beach vacations
... Only work Saturday and Sunday, making all other days weekend to reduce
driving
... Open canned sodas slower to reduce rate of CO2 emissions
... Gain weight - fat people are composed of more carbon than skinny people,
thus keeping more carbon out of the environment
... Reduce CO2-emissions by doing as little exercise as possible
... Reduce global methane emissions by eating more farm animals
... Avoid spicy foods to reduce personal emissions
... Campaign to sequester Congress and the U.N.
... Recycle environmentalists into biofuels
... Lobby Congress to fund flying carpet research to replace jet travel
... Help promote greater fuel efficiency by lobbying Congress to repeal the
Law of Gravity
Will YOU take the pledge?

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